Update: the government was imprisoning a bunch of tiny little drones inside the camera enclosure! The drones are coming over to thank me for saving them.

I know the answer to “has someone stuck their dick in that before” is always yes, BUT what I want to know is how many have.

I want to interview a man who got hornet stings on his dick.

I want that man to run the space force.

McCully Culkin died for our sins

Real Talk: exercise your throwing arm and use moderately heavy rocks from a safe distance:)) Hornets are NOT happy campers!:))

@crankyrebel 🤣

please label it NSFL, or NSFW, or whatever, next time. thanks!