…why not replace AI with unpaid interns?..
Don’t know why “clanker” didn’t occur to me when writing the OP
Oh man, cloud to butt. I once installed that on a coworker’s computer he had left unlocked. Took him months to catch on. Also, it apparently changed “cloud” to “butt” in posts and emails as well… oops.
That’s on him for leaving the work computer unlocked. He was lucky the worst thing that happened is his emails got some butts in them. As opposed to being leaked and any private information in them used for nefarious purposes.
I did this to myself and it put butt on our website and my boss noticed it while giving a presentation to a client… whoops
“the AI” -> “my magic 8 ball”
“AI powered” -> “RNG based”
“power of AI” -> “result of lots of coin flips”
You should try vibecoding it.
“A bunch of IF/THEN statements”
“Some magic beans”
That’s an upgrade compared to most of the ai products
AI -> Al because Paul Simon said I could call him that.
“Some guy I know”
“my 5-year-old”
I use Deadname Eraser on my ipad to replace the names of certain famous people with swear words. Works well.
“Artificial ineptitude”
I like this one. Mind if I borrow it?
Go ahead. Also feel free to add “automated incompetence” to the list as well
slop
AI to “pig slop.”
“The incredibly tiny deformed nonfunctional penis of Elon Musk”
It has the benefit of being accurate.
Elon Musk to Nazi
Stoopid intelligence.
Abominable Intelligence
Anal Intelligence!
Clanker
