I was saying those instances love shitting on .ml specifically but whatever

Ironic coming from .ml

Even easier, people just assume everything in an opaque water bottle is just water.

I think the brilliance of the post is the part where everyone thinks you’re sick and stays away. Plus they won’t care if you’re not acting quite right and people smelling a whiff of alcohol when you open your cough syrup doesn’t set off any alarms.

Only downside is you can only do it for a day or two before you get sent home or need a doctor’s note, definitely not a great long term cover for alcoholics.

I thought Trump’s mouth was the Epstein ballroom

Or “lies” for that matter

Hitting your vape until it times out and starts blinking - a long hit.

Not sure what it’s got to do with the picture except you might cough and tear up a lot when you take a blinker off a weed pen

Edit: I guess it’s probably fog, so God is exhaling a lot of vapor,I think I get it now lol

I miss Trevor Moore

Vin Octane

Voctane

Those look like sandals, definitely for beating and even throwing. Depends on your mom’s background I guess

Earth is honestly really cool and most of nature is awesome.

It’s pretty much just humans and most stuff they’ve created that are terrible. Earth would be better off without them by a landslide.

Like the man in the moon

It was barbaric and in this picture he’s performing an untested medical procedure on an unwilling orphan he picked up off the street and injecting the child with live virus that he knows will infect them.

That being said, the story fully proves vaccines work and modern vaccines are so much safer and people consent to getting them.

Also fluoride in drinking water is an obvious good idea, but people don’t like doing research to understand the situation, they like taking a position because an influencer reduced the entire situation to a single sentence that appeals to them.

It’s trump, he probably did

I don’t like to eat Benadryl cause it tastes nasty, I like to swallow instead. Any chance you like to swallow too? 👀👉👈

4pm: No

Wish they had left the wick long and unburned like they had actually eaten the whole candle thus far

Struth

The stores are told on a corporate level that items need to be stocked on certain shelves and all essential items (milk, eggs, whatever) need to be buried in the back behind anything that’s on sale so customers have to look at everything before getting the basics.

Workers are people who follow orders and have to live with the chaos and help customers actually find the item they’re looking for even though the company as a whole is the problem

What a liar, I can call you anything I want, you can’t tell me what I can and can’t call you, so that was a lie and you are a liar. There I said it. I’ll call you a “lier” too if that helps, lier. What you gonna do now?

I don’t get the down votes, this is absolutely hilarious