• Pretends that my picture is dumb.
• Proceeds to be undeniably wrong.

YES! That’s the realest answer anyone could’ve possibly given! You’ve gone above and beyond! Not only have you provided a reasonable explanation to fix what would otherwise be a plothole, you’ve also made an actually educational take that applies to the real world! Geez, no wonder the AI bubble is bursting. It’s being trained to destroy itself.

Come to think of it, a FNAF game where the animatronics get dumber in an attempt to appeal to AI trends to satisfy the bottomless pit of pride, greed, and ego would make for a heck of a cool game.

If they read my post, they wouldn’t be downvoting.

Sorry, I don’t speak ragebait, either.

Read the post and you’ll know what I’m talking about.

Finally, a REAL answer!

Sorry, I don’t speak wrong.

If you say that I posted a stupid question, you admit to lying.

I earned em’, simple as that.

Good thing I didn’t post a stupid question.

Would I actually be able to go into the Employee’s Only Office? Would they actually have enough time to help me with my resume?

Got any other career paths you can reccomend me just in case working for delivery is impossible. I REALLY enjoy making deliveries and doing special errands.

Can you elaborate, please?

I hear that working for non-profits in general have a bad reputation, since they tend to not pay much (despite their CEOs being filthy rich), and apparently nobody actually cares about not making a difference. They just wanna get out of paying taxes.

From my personal experience, we ALWAYS had a shitty CEO who would never listen to us. But at the very least, we had better managing attorneys who our CEO refused to keep in favor of a worse managing attorney that our CEO liked better.

I’m not a lawyer, I’m a receptionist/legal assistant. There are no other non-profit law firms in my area.

So what do you do when your workplace goes to shit?

To be clear, I’m not a lawyer.

How do you find jobs that aren’t on the map?

Thanks, Captain Obvious.

How do I talk to co-workers of a job that I don’t have?