As a premature ejaculator I’ve never heard that line.

It’s not nearly as big as a gherkin.

I dm’d you a good pickle.

And I like to toss salads!

These crackers are slicing up my dick real good.

Apples are from Kazakhstan.

If I have to fart when I relax to drain the old main vein I’ll fart too.

I was asking if this happens to the ladies too.

I work hard so I can afford good root beer you should try it sometime.

Faygo is literally the only part of life those juggalos have figured out.

This is literally the worst type of root beer.

Like gas pedals and brakes.

Those should be a button or a dimmer switch.

I masturbate while I poop.

I’m getting pretty good at yo-yoing the turd up and down like a dildo.

I use your instant pot too.

It’s great.

These would be great with scotch.

The production started in June 2005.[

Either you or the article are lying.

Piefed is great!

Highly recommended. Now I can donate again without feeling gross about supporting dessalines and nutomic.

But can you fuck it?

He’s trying to fuck his wife’s sister at her husband’s funeral here.

Asshole.

Unapologetically I love that top image.
You know what I’m gonna do?
I’m gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac Eldorado convertible
Hot pink with whale skin hubcaps
And all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for head lights (Yeah)
And I’m gonna drive in that baby at 115 miles per hour
Gettin’ one mile per gallon
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonald’s
In the old fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers
And when I’m done sucking down those greaseball burgers
I’m gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I’m gonna toss the styrofoam containers right out the side
And there ain’t a goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why? Because we’ve got the bomb, that’s why
Two words: nuclear fucking weapons, okay?