Exactly

Right, but that’s less funny.

I think I’ll start pointing it out.

I made this mistake along with a childhood girlfriend.

Neither of us were doing well that evening.

Lessons learned.

Just go to sleep when you start chirping like my smoke alarm.

Easy.

I bet he eats blockberries.

Why does this speak to me so?

Too much Bananalatro, maybe.

I was happy once. It was awful, and I forgot to clap.

The Herd - Unpredictable has some English, but it also has a few other languages and it keeps getting faster. I enjoy it a lot.

Makes one wonder what they were doing in that shower.

Reminds me of the Salt and Pepper Diner story from John Mulaney.

My porcelain pal and me!

Challenge accepted.

And this thinking will lead some to feel worth more dead than alive, and that is very sad.

Couldn’t be!

Who, me!?

“Nintendo should admit defeat and focus on making games for other platforms and mobile devices.” - Me, after the Wii U and a little before the Switch launched.

You can finally retire!.. for the next 8 minutes.

Yeah, I remember thinking “when I’m old, I’ll still be able to keep up with all the new stuff because of the internet.”

It’s true! I can do that.

I no longer care to, but I can!

Willow for the NES has some songs that will still randomly take over the ol’ jukebox of the brain to this day.

I can get behind “Pay $X to remove ads” or “Pay $Y to unlock the full app.”

I even understand subscriptions for some things.

Just about everything else is avoided at all no costs.