This is absolutely real. I just ordered a dozen.

In a truly free society, we would be having widely-publicized contests where whoever shoots the most of these wins.

I usually overcome this by reading something new. I’ve often found that hearing a new idea will dislodge ideas of my own.

I’ve often told students: Don’t try to be creative in a vacuum.

Ya don’t fucking say.

What the fuck is an “a::s”

Vlad the Impaler: “Am I a joke to you?”

Oh I do way more than that.

I don’t feel smug because I left Reddit. I feel sad that it turned into a vapid, sterile mockery of itself and I stopped having fun there. I like fun places. And I lost one.

I say yes, but this is an Internet forum and you likely just started an international incident.

This isn’t really about your sandwich, is it?

Out with it proti!

Cat Cat

Metastasio was an Italian poet and librettist who lived in the 1700’s. Being someone who creates poetry and music, I wanted a name to reflect that but with a modern flair, so I swapped “meta-“ for “giga-.”

Also, as “metastasis” translates roughly to “changing states,” “gigastasio” can be taken to mean “billions of states,” which is an apt description for how my mind works.

My pic is just some random pic I took. It’s my kid’s shark stuffie. His name is Chocolate Milk.

One for the plug…

lol tit

Milk, trash bags, and lube.

Oh and I bought my ex a pack of smokes because she sent me a couple nudes.

Large ears, pointy teeth, and the development of something called “The Rules of Acquisition.”