Let’s assume there is one until someone proves otherwise.

Cool!

The theory that the universe was seeded with banana life by an intergalactic precursor race of bananas? It’s possible, but so far there is no hard evidence, and I don’t think OP is claiming to have taken a picture of an alien banana.

A couple problems here:

1. The image resolution isn’t high enough for a banana to be visible at this scale.
2. This isn’t the Milky Way (it’s impossible to take a picture from outside our own galaxy), so bananas do not exist there. This means the banana would have to be photoshopped in, in which case you might as well photoshop a map scale.

Nice picture, but I call BS 🤔

Edit: Omg, I forgot to mention the most obvious giveaway. Our supermassive black hole doesn’t have a quasar! Busted!

Newer than I thought

That’s a good point. Since it can still happen sometimes, we might as well give up and let it happen orders of magnitude more often.

That alien doesn’t even have a numeral for 4, so it wouldn’t have a word for it either. If it speaks English, uses base 4, and uses the same words we do for numbers, it would sound like this when counting rocks: “One, two, three, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, twenty…”. But when it says “twelve”, it means the same thing as when we say “six”.

I personally like our food regulations. Without them, going out to eat would be a game of diarrhea roulette.

The joke: In any base X, the Xth number is always the first number to require a second digit. Base 4 goes 1,2,3,10,11,12,13,20,21,etc. Base 7 goes 1,2,3,4,5,6,10,etc.

Taking cash is all you do? You don’t don’t make bagels? Are you thieves? Or do you mean to say you take cash in exchange for bagels?

Washed up rapper wants her cousin and boyfriend pardoned for sexual crimes, does a MAGA heel turn, nobody cares except for erstwhile “Barbs”, and you don’t want to know what those are

No, ma’am, we at DoorDash do not have a sense of humor we are aware of.

Lemon party was another one I just heard about.

I saw tubgirl 🤮

I was warned about this one and 2 girls 1 cup before anyone was able to get me with them. So I know what they depict, but I never saw them 😊

I don’t know if this has already been suggested (and don’t have time to read all the comments) but penis whittling.

The cop at the end of that scene just started shooting down the street!

Where are you going to find a doctor who can treat you when you need one?

Brand name laxative in the US. “Smooth move, Ex-Lax” was a sarcastic response in the 90s.

Plumbus®GO

misnomer [mis-ˈnō-mər ] noun. a metaphor that doesn’t make sense