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Why we see news anchorpersons only from the waist up.
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So far, so good! We now control a prime source of their information, and the foolish earthlings do not suspect a thing! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! … Now return to your stations.
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News reporter: Scientists suggest destroying your telescopes and not investigating any new caves that have formed in your area.