Spaff on me minge
Jizz on me knockers.
Come knock me up in the morning?
Nice try but sex isn’t real blud.
Actually hotter than any generic american english fake-sounding line.
I read that as geriatric and instantly got a boner.
you used two descriptors there (American and generic) can you tell us which of these is the bigger deal-breaker for you?
American, certainly. They porn is so standardized and hegemonic, even a simple euro accent is refreshingly titillating
I think you mean “their porn” and you realize there are 350 million Americans right? There are a lot of different accents
Sorry I’m not too familiar with “American porn” lol but maybe your bias is based in ignorance rather than experience? It’s a big country and I’m sure there are actors out there you’ll like.
Well, that’s all for now. Have a day.
Nah.
I’m not seeing a problem here.
Instant finish.
I’m not into anal, but “in me arse” actually sounds hot on a word level.
Well as a gentleman that is when one must arrive. 🧐
Tiocfaidh ár lá !
Ach ní inniu é.
I wonder if that’s what Beyoncé really meant when she was going on about putting a ring on it
Anyway ahe’s a keeper
One good fart will push me over.
So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman’s entrance and have her lick me yardballs!
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Oh you thought I was joking, minus the bruv part these are the magic words
That’s just the commoners. Now the English King…he can talk circles around americas king.
All our king knows how to do is talk in circles (well, and eat McDonald’s and rape children and blame immigrants for him eating McDonald’s and raping children).
And shit himself and lie
old fat shitweasel is too full of shit to eat hot chips.
as a side note, has anyone noticed how he has a big thing of his persona being a teetotal but every time he opens his mouth he sounds drunk?
Sounds scottish enough to me to be hot.
“INDUBITABLY”
