Wizarding_Lizarding@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoGet ya every timesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up1245arrow-down18
arrow-up1237arrow-down1imageGet ya every timesh.itjust.worksWizarding_Lizarding@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square51fedilink
minus-squarelengau@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up13·3 days agoWell yeah, they hadn’t managed to get past bananas in their self defense classes.
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 days agoNow, it’s quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.
minus-squareAeonFelis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoThird - drop the banana peel on the floor and make him slip on it.
minus-squareDragonstaff@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoIf we are ever invaded by monkeys with balloons, I am ready to serve.
Well yeah, they hadn’t managed to get past bananas in their self defense classes.
Now, it’s quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.
Third - drop the banana peel on the floor and make him slip on it.
If we are ever invaded by monkeys with balloons, I am ready to serve.