• vampira@lemmy.eco.br
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    5 months ago

    If I get off my computer for an hour and come back I’m already unable to recognize my code lol

    • qprimed@lemmy.mlEnglish
      1·
      3 months ago

      this resonates so much…

      “ok, which one of you crackheads decided an unconstrained recursive C function was a good idea right her… oh.”

  • RalphWolf@lemmy.caEnglish
    1·
    5 months ago

    Document your code like the guy who will be maintaining it is Dexter, and he knows where you live.

    • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
      1·
      5 months ago
      // This function calculates applicable discounts given a customer's loyalty status
// STOP BEFORE SEASON 8 DEXTER PLEASE 
fun calculateDiscountRate(loyalty: LoyaltyStatus): Set<Discount> {
    // No seriously you can hide out at my place if you need to just please don't let them do it 
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