For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
They are sound and fury, signifying nothing.
Yonson=Jonson=Ben Jonson obviously wrote them all!
It was Sir Francis Bacon, you varlet.