For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
It doesn’t help that I’ve worked food my whole life and online ordering/delivery have turned the job I loved into a hellscape of entitlement and laziness.
I used to love making customers happy and satisfied. Now idgaf take the fucking food and get out of my god damn face.