Meme in a format “chads vs soyaks”:
Chads - Polish idioms
- Whore will not rip off head off of a whore
- You ask a boar if they shits in the woods
- Flies are pooping, spring is coming
- Grandma’s shitting has ended
Soyaks - English Idioms
- Every cloud has a silver lining
- In the eyeof the beholder (with image of soyakish dnd beholder)
- Once in a blue moon
- Elehant in the room (image of soyak elephant)
My family has always used “shit in one hand and wish in the other, see which one’s ready first”
This is the version I’ve heard, but anytime I try to use it, I forget everything after “shit in one hand” and just trail off