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    Elves, trolls, orcs, dwarves, ents and hobbits are real! It says so on the holy book: The Lord Of The Rings.

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      8 days ago

      You have the right energy but the wrong book, join my book club, the one and only true book club!

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          It’s not a set schedule, every now and again someone from the club decides that we don’t know how to read correctly and opens up a new book club with his own version of the book, which is of course not the one true book.

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            8 days ago

            I don’t know.

            The whole thing sounds like it will lead into fights amongst true book clubs because the members of each will think theirs is the true book, not the other ones, and the fights might even be worse between the true book clubs that were originally the same. I all sounds kinda dangerous.

            Plus, how would I know if the book of your true book club is in fact the one and only true book if there are other true book clubs which like you book also claim to have the one and only true book and its a different book?

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              Don’t listen to him, he is being controlled by the evil book club (the only one true evil book club)