• hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    14 hours ago

    According to the christian fantasy book “the bible”, today’s the day the cult leader at the time, Jesus, realized he wasn’t dead after being crusified 3 days earlier

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      11 hours ago

      You could just say “According to the Bible, today Jesus resurrected after being dead for 3 days”

      Trying hard to offend people, are we?