• Aksamit@slrpnk.net
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    9 hours ago

    Wooden chopsticks. Metal is too loud to eat with, plus I’m clumsy enough to end up biting the fork and hurting my teeth.

    I do like playing with forks though! Some heavier and more angular shapes, like 2, tend to have a really nice balance to them and are satisfying to twirl in my fingers while I’m working on something.

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      8 hours ago

      Lmao. Impressive how you manage to fuck up such a basic task as eating.

      Survival of the fittest needs to be a thing again.

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        7 hours ago

        Buddy, someone as tonedeaf and antisocial as you would be the first one to go. You’d be excluded from your social group and would die alone in the wild.

        We are talking about fork shapes, you about susrvival of the fittest, smh…