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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago

There are pop tarts but no mom tarts.

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months ago

Because of the pastryarchy.

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Have a decisive breakfast. Don’t waffle.
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  Stay with your stans, don’t flip flop or waffle

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