At that point i think its good that they broke up. Men have emotions.
Also, isn’t that the whole point of scary movies? I love scary movies and I show that by reacting to the good jump scares, gore, and creepiness. If it bored me so much I didn’t react, I probably would find something else to watch. My partner gets a real kick out of watching me jump too.
Yeah but you have to keep in mind that most relationships are for show. What you have is a real relationship. You actually want to bond with the person and not just sex and social validation.
I wish annon would let our gay yelps for me :3
I feel like that’s the missing last sentence: Am meeting dudes now.
I am become gay yelp
Hi.
Hellooo
OHGODOHGOD I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO I DIDN’T THINK THIS WOULD WORK
Show 'em your butthole!
I hope this interaction has given you the confidence to plan out your second line after saying hello :))
She probably broke up because anon uses terms like “gay yelp”
I love when my partner gay yelps* tbh
You should use more lube
That reminds me of the time I took a date to go see “The Hills Have Eyes”. It was a dine-in theater, and I had gotten breadsticks and marinara. We just sat down and started to eat, and the date was going pretty good. If you’ve ever seen that movie, the opening scene is a jump scare right off the bat. I had a mouth full of breadstick and was actively holding the cup full of marinara that I launched directly into her chest because I jumped. Anyways, the date didn’t work out and it was pretty awkward for the rest of the movie.
Fellas, is it gay to yelp
Who cares?
There’s a whole gay site dedicated to that
Is it yelp.com?