He’s like if a deranged shitpost became president.

Probably

It’s very possible this is already a manga

Good question. I guess we’ll have to see where people end up. We might start seeing “greentexts” from other sources, and I think that’s fine too.

This is nightmare fuel

I don’t think Anon will need to worry about having that job for long.

Free him

In his bank account

We have forgotten

4chan makes me believe it more in this case

That’s Anon’s curse, every day.

Great advice right here

Found the rest

Yeah, most people are here to laugh, not to buy into Anon’s nonsense. It’s explained in the sidebar because sometimes people check out the community and get the wrong idea.

We got another one

I’ve known people who’ve wondered if they were asexual because of this, then later realized that pop culture isn’t real life.

Absolute hero

We have to pretend for this one.

I’d like to be exactly this high, please

Those are coming too. Not knowing what you’re going to find is part of the fun.