This would’ve gone a lot better if anon simply apologised and explained that he was half-asleep. But no, they just had to make it more akward.
Do people seriously conciously fantasize about taking part in erotic acts with real people (especially ones they have feelings for)? It seems extremely disrespectful to me. (if the involved parties are in a relationship it’s probably OK)
How do people like you survive?
If God is real he’d have let me stay illiterate
God is infinitely groovy and infinitely funky, but the Bible forgot to tell you that he is also infinitely getting dividends from his shares of Penguin Books, so he has a stake in this.
Meh, He should have done a reality check in the first place before doing anything
He did. It was just a poor choice of reality check.
Lucid dream rookie! If the lucid dream happens, and you’re in the same place you fell asleep, well actually if that happens the majority of the time it will become a sleep paralysis episode. But, if it isn’t, always teleport yourself the fuck away from the location.
Ain’t no way you want to risk that you’re too close to being awake (or in this case not asleep at all). I’d wager anon fell asleep, woke up but was having a hypnopompic hallucination, and that explains the text on the board.
I just assumed he was in some foreign language class.
Or just algebra
