It’s not like we’re tryna smell their feet. If you have a dog and you’re not a heartless monster, have covid nose, or some other smelling disorder, you’re gonna smell your dogs feet whether you try to or not.

Alopecia by Why? (Surprise it’s an entire album)

But if you only want one song from it try Torpedo or Chron’s

Robert Liston performed a single surgery with a 300% mortality rate (probably).

How much drugs is equal to 1Gb?

Worst part is that they did it mostly to boost the IPI right before we went public by driving down operating costs.

We weren’t even able to buy in u til 6 months after going public and the price leveled off at 6 months

My company called all lab staff “pandemic heroes” for coming in every day during the pandemic and taking on extra work to compensate for management and office staff who stayed home for years.

Then shortly after return to office, they closed the lab and laid off all lab staff.

We’re all hanging on a makeshift thread

We’ll be like 3 hrs into a road trip and my wife’ll be like “Do you think we turned the stove off?”

I clean my ears religiously, have been told by the doctor that my ears are impressively clean, and I get water in my ears.

You have discovered the subtle art of procrasticleaning