A metropolis in size can still be a village in spirit.

No. Our kids do lots of annoying and frustrating things but we love them anyway.

Likewise, Germans feel betrayed when they find out that you don’t call your country Deppendorf

I’m afraid you’re confusing it with Brave New World

Anyone who believes that children need that sort of mnemonics is vastly underestimating the mental capabilities of children. Ever played Memory against a 7-year-old?

Yes of course

Neither. If you don’t know how to not pay taxes, you aren’t going to be a billionaire.

When the alien breaks into your spaceship in “Rescue on Fractalus”.

If men had babies then they would be women

Just let her attend. Pseudoscientific quackery, along with an elevated ego, lack of self-doubt, and the backup of a rich parent, are a certain way to make a whole fuckload of money.

Just like Han Solo learned to speak the Wookiee language. Shitty writing.

Are they?

“America’s oldest paediatrician” = “the one with the least skills because she couldn’t learn from others’ mistakes”. How is that supposed to be a good thing?

It’s a compliment because it means that you’re going to be very successful, have a lot of friends and a good time and great sex. Sure, your conversations will be shallow and your relationships superficial, but you’ll be too dumb to mind. Ignorance is a bliss, and who likes a smartass anyway.

People said the same when Microsoft acquired GitHub. Didn’t happen then, won’t happen now.

Whatever drugs you’ve been taking, stop.

These are the best anyway

What did I do to deserve your hate

The British one. It has a switch and a fuse, and later versions have age-verification so your kids can no longer plug in your adult toys.

That has happened already. All we’ve been getting since are sequels, prequels, remakes, revamps, reboots, …