Something something Rockerfeller

Fucking sliding doors moment right here, reading this comment is the proximate cause of my eventual murder and dismemberment by a big tiddy jailbird gf.

I do love to say “I’ll burn that bridge when I come to it” tho

Just for shits and giggles

Blue/black

Please eat verification Sausage.

Finally, a solution to deal with the used 47 tons of Castrol Cyltech 40 XDC that I’ve had sitting around forever.

Chicbacon

Nah we just have software killswitches.

you are outside the bounds of the map

This is how we learned to be nomads. Kill big thing, bring camp to big thing, hang out until big thing is all eaten.

Sips from mayonnaise bucket

It reminds me of sewing patterns for dresses drawings

The golf of America

Interviewer: What would you say is your biggest strength?

Me:

We are the snail

My ex wife and I used to take a chess board everywhere, play in cafes, parks, restaurants, pubs. It was something to do when we had run out of stuff to say to each other. It was a conversation starter, people would come up and have a sticky, or ask us who’s winning. Some people would occasionally ask if they can play. It was nice. Until Queens Gambit was all the rage. Then people seemed to assume we were just following that trend, and there was a noticeable increase in people saying “Queens Gambit eh?” And we stopped taking the board out so much.

Tasters complained

I microwave my coffee with a spoon in it every morning at work, it’s fine

Ligma balls