The upper left corner is actually from Epstein Island.

(chipper old guy) “Guess I’ll die then!”

We should be phasing out short-haul flights where there is an adequate ground connection (e.g. London to Edinburgh or Paris) and investing in upgrading ground connections by building out high-speed rail, overnight sleeper train services (slower than flying, but as you travel in your sleep, you get the time back), ferry/boat links and such.

The Coldcut remix of Eric B & Rakim’s “Paid In Full” takes the track to a new level.

Trent Reznor himself admitted that it’s Cash’s song now.

Textile moths do. Good thing that they’re drab looking.

Alternatively, you can boil them down to make a sloth broth.

They may have already had a go at German, where common word pairs are collapsed into macros (i.e. “in dem” (“in the”) becomes “im”, “zu der” becomes “zur” and so on).

The “more than” there is doing a lot of work

Millie Bobby Brown is least problematic Bobby Brown

I think that’s a Catholic communion wafer

And when they start dropping like flies, there’s no evidence it’s the virus. It could be the (((woke globalist elite)))’s 5G space lasers, or perhaps God punishing us for not stoning sexual deviants to death or something.

OTOH, a Dutch flight attendant was infected with it after brief contact with a cruise passenger.

Looks like Edward Gorey, though the lettering looks a bit off.

That’s what happens when you let a mad king play toy soldiers with your national military assets

“after me and the missus do it, I wipe my dick on the curtains, and she hits the roof”

It needs more butt/fart jokes to be truly authentic.

In the 2012 London Olympics opening ceremony, there was a video in which James Bond takes the Queen skydiving. The Queen’s stunt double in the skydive scene was a bloke with a beard (which was invisible from the distance it was shot at)

They’re a south-pointing compass (if they assert something, you know it’s wrong)

I haven’t been to a zoo with gorillas since childhood. Are these really the current accepted practice near gorilla enclosures?