AlphaOmega

Working at a call center and we had bonuses for people that could book the most hotel rooms (hotels.com). This one lady suddenly started winning all the bonuses day after day. This went on for almost 2 weeks. Then the FBI showed up. Turned out she was just stealing people’s CC numbers and booking them hotel rooms without them knowing.

Or the dream sequence for the cat for tongue tied.

Don’t forget to ask to borrow the car

Farscape, Red Dwarf

Captain Condom

No

Black boys on mopeds - Sinead O’Connor

At a federal building and the supervisor was up front chatting with a customer. The waiting room is small so I could hear everything they said. She started by talking about how Biden was a pedo then how all the vaccines have some chemical in it like bleach I can’t remember. She went on with a dozen conspiracy theories, speaking as if they were the truth and haven’t been debunked a million times already.

I bought a can opener years back that doesn’t cut the can, instead it separates the lid from the can with no sharp edges. It’s dumb but I love it.

For the same price, you could go to a restaurant and eat a real meal

Everything on the Internet can be downloaded, copied etc

I have a Sceptre 4k dumb TV. 55 " $200

Still looking for a keyboard that only suggests actual words

Use passmark … no biases

My first game console was an Atari 2600

Yeah. The worst was having to use the restroom. I cried every time for a week

I pulled my sciatic nerve. Was bed ridden for a month

Over the years I’ve played a bunch of awful games. But the one that always sticks with me is ET. I spent hours stuck in pits in that game.

Iirc it’s about 20-25 years for DVDs. But like 75 years for Blu ray

52 and currently playing Empyiron