AmidFuror

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To understand the gap between how Santa Claus (or Christmas) is understood and how it actually functions in modern capitalist society it is insufficient to see the problem simply as one of subjective ‘misunderstandings’ held by individuals, classes, or whole peoples. One must investigate the political economy which grounds, that is, which reflects that erroneous image of itself. The gap between the actual “capitalist” Santa and the ideological “communist” Santa is objective, it is required by the existing material relations of social production and reproduction. Capitalist ideology must disguise the cut-throat values of bourgeois individualism with the universalist values of Santa’s socialistic humanism.

-Carlos Garrido

Tell them what about Santa?

Tapas

Living in the Matrix. If you do what they want, you get to taste steak.

The taint is right next to the anise.

I would take out that time-travelling trophy hunter who stepped off the path and squished a butterfly.

A tangent:

What annoys me is when legitimate companies use non-standard URLs in their hyperlinked emails. For example, if you get a message from Facebook taking you to facebookemail.com, that’s actually a domain controlled by the real Facebook.

They’re essentially teaching their customers to click on links in emails which use unfamiliar URLs which are superficially similar to the usual one.

Possibly that he will use his many more years of experience living as an adult to manipulate their son.

I don’t like your question.

Probably uses it to make rice water.

Anything that feeds two or more is good.

No, I meant you will contract tuberculosis and eventually pass away.

Benicio del Toro?

One day you will meet a weak, sickly woman who will knock your socks off.

Another good example of this is Bruce Willis’ character in the movie The Sixth Sense. Guy gets shot in near the center of his gut a few minutes into the movie. Then it cuts to six months later and he’s out and about chasing kids?

It was so unrealistic I had to walk out.

Jim

Bureau of Land Management

I’ve got a great story about this one, but I will have to write it up in a couple of hours.

How much cheese do you have???