Now where would anybody get such crazy ideas

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Or vanity. “I’m gonna need y’all to show up once a week to tell me how awesome I am”

“If God is all-powerful, can he make a rock so heavy even he can’t lift it?”

The Class Clown album was the beginning of the end of my Catholicism

Funny how when she seems to have have gained a conscience is when I realize just how Machiavellian she is.

I want to know if she’s had any second thoughts about how she treated David Hogg.

I want to know how she looks back on her time as one of the howler monkeys disrupting the civil proceedings in Congress.

I want to know how come now that she’s talking sense about Trump, she doesn’t misspell anything anymore, she doesn’t have her grammatical errors anymore… It’s as though she’s trying to appeal to a higher class of rube. She’s no longer “trolling for corrections”, as it was described to me by a print journalist.

It’s like her MAGA persona was a carefully crafted portrayal of a nut job, exactly in the vein that she’d seen work before with Michelle Bachman, Sarah Palin, etc. I don’t trust that bleach blonde bad built butch body any farther than I can throw her.

And say what you want about Hitler, but he did kill Hitler

well that’s some full circle shit right there

The biggest party in history, and he can’t go

I’ve lived with chihuahuas much more recently that those commercials aired. 🤣 But in the ballpark!

That explains it. My mirror’s been broken for years.

SO close

This could be it, but a different pose… But no ears! 🤔

Clark Kent’s clothes are made of some kind of super fabric that doesn’t wrinkle. Superman folds and compresses his civvies into a small square about the size of a wallet, and keeps it in a pocket in his cape.

I can’t wait for the day that I’m forced to switch from a discontinued Meta to a homebrewed OS that supports my library.

They’re crunchier, more like puffed Cheetos; and crunchier still from the buttery sugar coating. And they’re salty. And addictive as fuck.

I didn’t know about the Trumpie associations, and that’s sad, 'cause they have one hell of a beef jerky selection.

Except the beaver nuggets

And what happened in 2008?

I can’t. Not yet. It’s like watching videos of yourself with that wonderful girlfriend, before you screwed everything up

And these are also the types that claim that individual acts of charity are all we need to solve homelessness, hunger, etc. These assholes didn’t get rich by giving it away.

LED headlights are much brighter, but also there’s a lot of states, mine included, that are getting rid of auto inspections, so nobody has their headlights adjusted properly anymore. Those beams are not supposed to be shining that high, and definitely not in other driver’s faces.