If you’re that paranoid, the only thing that’s going to satisfy all of your requirements is a pen and paper.

I knew I knew Freya from somewhere.

https://almightyjohnsons.fandom.com/wiki/Agnetha

Can you explain the joke; I’m missing it.

Edit: I get it; you have to sound it out and speak with a bit of an accent and fast. “Age” is supposed to sound like the letter “H”.

But in what field of work does H mean Age?

Edit: I don’t have how you get from Age to H

Edit 2: I got it below. I guess the redditors are here who don’t know how downvotes are supposed to work.

Who uses that?

Have you never seen the video?

https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg

*Starch Masks

But I don’t want to be Judge Judy and executioner.

Narrator: It did not.

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Doesn’t make them any less paranoid and unwilling to explain their position.

That’s free will after Adam and Eve.

If you’re into that.

Where’s the switcharoo? There’s supposed to be a Lemmy shattering switcharoo‽

That was one of the better QoS settings on my router back in the day.

Time for you to break out the pen and paper.

So other people can read it. Not everyone follows cross posts.

I don’t have the responsibility to show you why you are wrong

Oh but you do. You say Apple isn’t any better (or worse off) than Android when it comes to privacy. If that’s the case, you would then prove your claim with facts from reputable sources. Just saying something doesn’t make it true.

Edit: Nice to see the DeGoogled instance? Sub instance? Whatever didn’t remove my pigeon photo.