Aw fuck yeah. That’s the brainrot I needed today. Thank you for that lol

I read that as brainrot Garfield and got disappointed

At least 12

lemm.ee limits image uploads to 100kb. Try converting the images to webp and playing with the compression to get the file size down. There’s lots of online tools to do this pretty easily

Me too buddy. Me too.

Tbf, a lot of the novelty accounts died off by the time we all moved to lemmy. Sr grafo and shitty watercolor are the only ones I remember popping up regularly. I do miss the jumper cables guy thought. RIP

Flicking my bean in my jeans while I ponder my orb

I respectfully disagree, with the caveat that alcohol prices are highly location dependent. $25-50 will get you a great bottle of bourbon, rye, rum, cognac, etc. You’re right that aging drives up the price but you’ll be in good company for the majority of aged spirits. Exceptions being scotch and Irish whiskey but just barely. And even then you can find really good bottles in that price range for both if you know what you’re looking for. 100% agree that the fancy stuff is usually inflated due to marketing and other associated pap

Liquor in general. Don’t buy the cheapest shit on the shelf, go for the 25-50 range and you’ll be set. Unless it’s something you’re passionate about and enjoy exploring there’s no need to spring for the expensive booze. Liqueres and assorted (non liquor) cocktail ingredients on the otherhand… go for the genuine article. 99% of the time you’ll still be in that 25-50 range so I hardly see a point in being cheap with them

If you haven’t given pocket city 2 a try yet I highly recommend it

35 of the remaining 40.is fucking with those tiny ass antenna connectors and wishing you’d never even bothered with the damn thing

Shameless Joel haver skit plug

The first time I ever met my future wife was at a Halloween party at a punk house that she was crashing at. I got sloshed, puked in the back yard right next to her and passed out on the couch she was sleeping on. I have no idea why she agreed to go out with me lol

Should’ve gone the Kanye route and said defcon 3

You only need like a week of not cumming to get a huge load and potential increased sensitivity back. Unless you’re a chronic masturbator with death grip, in which case a month would probably be better lol

Posing as a human rights lawyer and illegally aiding in the torture of POWs at Guantanamo is the best way of forming a valid opinion on Iraq!