Obviously nobody wants to brag about being a jobless nerd who posts on social media all day.

It’s absolutely fake

Having sex with older women shouldn’t be frowned upon, and I highly recommend it to anyone who’s on the fence about it.

Bone Tomahawk had a VERY short checklist to meet.

• Someone gets scalped with a bone Tomahawk

And BOY did they deliver and more.

I’m gonna put “quotes” wherever I “damn” well please

You’re not my “real” dad

My grandfather owned a farmhouse out in Nebraska, and we’d go out to the “crick” and wade around in leech infested waters and get bit by mosquitos until sundown. Then we’d pick ticks off the farm dog and dread going to the bathroom because he had a rule “if it’s yellow let it mellow, if it’s brown flush it down”

He also ran a nudist colony in the desert in California during the winter months. Interesting man.

Reanimation is underrated as hell and is aging like fine wine.