If I used my gameboy light in the car I wasn’t allowed to be within the area my dad could see in the rearview mirror

They always show a picture of the clock tower when talking about the bell.

LibreWolf also has the Reader View, also do not use that.

Alexa is also the linchpin of Amazon Sidewalk which is opt-out and potentially gives a way for devices in your home (like smart appliances) to connect to the internet whether you give them wifi access or not. Pretty handy surveillance tool.

But don’t worry, we’ve only made Jeff Bezo’s powerful enough to rent Venice for his wedding.

Or you get the book from a super serious student and everything relevant is highlighted, so you can just read their cliff-notes.

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This meme lost its sparkle after watching Cold Lasagna Hate Myself 1999

brilliant

Yeah, its either a cold cream soup or a heavily dressed salad.

To answer this question correctly we need to use my favorite super power: pedantry. The meme suggest the rules of who wants to be a millionaire are in play, but that is not expressly stated. Furthermore we’re going to ignore our societal training at recognizing multiple choice questions because, again, we’re not given instructions.

With these powers combined, the question is ambiguous as it doesn’t specify the set from which we are choosing. Using the 4 options below the question is an assumption. Therefore we have to conclude that we’re choosing from an infinite set of options, every possible decimal value from 0 to 100.

The answer is an extremely small percentage, approaching zero.

Whew, for a second I thought I saw myself in that pic. Then I realized I’m drinking a can of soda this morning, so I can go about my business without any troubling self-reflection.

and nicotine and cocaine

They’re also inflating conversion numbers (the thing company ad spend is based on) by over 50%. Google is doing the same. So even real ads are only half as effective as companies think.

Good news! There’s an ad bubble too!

Flat pack furniture has been propping up the hex stock industry for decades now.

“In my day we only got big titty ascii art. I was wearing an onion on my belt…”

My friend Jules told me that, in France, the idiom is about comparing apples to pears.

And they call a quarter pounder with cheese a royale with cheese.

It’s been almost 20 years since I’ve done lab work, but the ol’ lab coat comes out for Halloween every few years.

I don’t know specifically, but generally hybrids need to be in the same genus. Tomatoes are nightshades and I think cannabis is in the bamboo side of things.

When I was a kid you couldn’t choose your phone. Or I guess you could choose between wall mounted or tabletop. They were leased from the phone company when you paid for a phone line.

My grandmother kept her bakelite rotary phone until she couldn’t call her doctor without a touchtone.

My grandfather had a rule for his kids, and my mom passed it down to me.

You can’t have a license until you can:

• Check and fill all the vehicle fluids
• Perform an oil change
• Change a tire
• Drive a manual transmission
• Change belts and hoses

I learned on a stick. I even did some learning on my uncle’s beetle with a broken clutch (they were reasonably optional on the OG Bug). And I have not been behind of the wheel of one since. Still glad I learned all that stuff.