I think I get it. I think the joke is that the dad SPENT it all on wine

I’m glad I’m not the only one who needed to go to the comments

That’s true, but they just end up completely unwound on the ground. It also gets progressively more brown

It’s from the movie “Starship Troopers”

Please forgive my ignorance. What if we already have the game on Steam? Do I have to approve something? Or do they just have that access now?

That’s definitely true, but I also don’t think she’s fitting a 70" under there

I’ve always wanted to see what would have happened if Gandalf or Galadriel took the ring

I think it was for some people in Halo 3 lobbies back in the day

I think some people also kept them by their running vacuum

“Thun thun thun” are pills

See: Finatticz

In addition to all of the other answers, I’ve heard the phrase “carrot or the stick” significantly more than “and”

I think it’s more like a threat

I agree. It’s weird because in my (completely unqualified) option, that IS what the patient should be told, but their SO should almost be told the opposite

Like it’s a message ONLY for them

I have never laughed as hard as I did when he yelled that at the baby

I’ve always wondered if there was a term for evolutionary changes that weren’t needed!

That makes sense! I’ve always wanted to run a campaign (even though I’ve never really played) so I try to take guidance from stories like these

Thank you!

I’m extremely naive when it comes to tabletop RPGs

Is there any kind of “plot says no” response to magic? Something like the doors in oblivion where you need a key to unlock

It would be really funny if they weren’t expecting it to

Maybe the jedi are actually just hoodlums and the movies are jedi propaganda

This is hilarious, but I had a friend when I was really young. He was black and adopted by a white family. He got this joke (or not a joke) all the time and I could see it wear on him

Or total time it takes to be consumed

This meme was made by the signed-ints-for-ages gang?

The fact that you don’t know makes me concerned for the safety of your next vessel