Damn I forgot about my basic appliances

Yup and the “cool” ones who don’t engage will suddenly be engaged with it and paying attention

Thanks a lot, now I have to binge 80s movies

In this same vein, I loved social distancing while standing in a line. Why do we have to cram in uncomfortably? It won’t make the line move faster.

A way out is brilliant! Definitely for a mature audience

I don’t know how young the cousin is, but I played Castle Crashers with my kids. It is incredibly fun. Still our favorite co-op of all time.

You can’t always get what you want

My dad ate a ding dong a drank a Pepsi every single day for decades. He’s going strong at 85, but it was the stones that made him quit

Thanks for the advice, but I’m not gonna put anything illegal on my work computer!

Cool to know. I was playing an audio version read along for students on my school computer (our district uses ublock) and it decided today they needed to hear some product placement in the middle of a tense reading of button button.

No, but I caught the Flood Tour last year and it’s amazing! One of my favorite shows ever. Totally worth it

I guess more people drop their phone in the toilet than want to expand their storage

That’s our thought. They would have to only be keeping a secret to respect her wishes, not to hide family scandal or something.

My mom’s oldest sister left home when they were young. Like, very young. We didn’t get to meet her until after Grandpa died. All that we (the next generation) have learned is that she is from a previous marriage that also is not to be spoken of. This is not a prideful, secretive, traditional, or whatever type of family like this may sound. Very open and progressive. Except for this one thing. Just she, my mom, the other sisters will absolutely shut you down if you ask any questions.

This sounds like EXACTLY what happened.

I love it. Order when you’re ready. Don’t have to wait until the waiter is done helping the other table. See additional “substitution” options listed that you wouldn’t have thought of trying. Pay and leave when you’re ready to go

Honestly, it mostly spread through conservative men’s channels. “That ANNOYING Sarah Silverman OWNED by right wing Norm! Also women aren’t as funny as men!” Because they never show beyond the end of that clip.

Even though the two worked great together and he pretty much worshipped her

They’re both funny as fuck

The video is typically titled “Aldrin punches conspiracy theorist” but it should include “Punches whiney, obnoxious, harassing moron” to help this guy find his place in history.

The cherry on top is that the court did not pursue assault charges citing that it was instigated. I read it as “deserved”

As a result of the COVID pandemic, people, businesses, and governments have all accepted the value of work from home models. Traffic congestion is still at an all time low and office space is being converted into affordable housing.

Four day work week has been implemented and has resulted in a boost in production. Surveys show improvements in mental health. People have more time to think critically about their leaders and make educated choices in their lifestyle.

I’m sure the “proof of wealth” kinda went like:

Ah, so you can afford pants and shirt?

Well how about a fancier shirt?

Yes? Well how about a jaunty hat.

Yes? What about fancy shoe buckles?

Yes? How about stockings?

Yes? Well now I’ve got a wig beneath my jaunty hat.

That too? How about makeup and perfume then!

Maybe an unnecessary cane. A gold chain sticking out so you know I have a nice watch hidden away. My fanciest kerchief sticking out of my pocket. See how white?

Today, we just post our expensive possessions on social media so you don’t have to wear your proof.