Just deep enough.

People who are vaccinated are 100% going to die from mutated versions of diseases their idiot neighbours have been incubating.

I’ve still got some time, but now I’m afraid… very afraid

These words resonate so hard with me that my head is ringing like a bell right now. “Money isn’t what we think it is.” ^5, you.

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Immediately came here to say TAKE MY EYES! My nose can’t take much more of this spectacles bullshit.

Hurricanes happen because of the gays. Get your shit together, people.

Probably very few. But if they’re into chiropractic then they’re susceptible to all sorts of “woo” and I wouldn’t trust any of them with one of my knuckles, let alone my spine.

Chiropractors are, by definition, peddlers of pseudoscience.

D. D. Palmer founded chiropractic in the 1890s,[21] claiming that he had received it from “the other world”.[22] Palmer maintained that the tenets of chiropractic were passed along to him by a doctor who had died 50 years previously.[23

12oz Mouse!

Truly, a dreadful day to be literate.

What we need is a rerun of these guys. Had one. Somehow made the candy taste better. Probably because you’d lose them behind the couch before they reached your mouth.

Never looked back.

Woah. A Jack Stauber meme.

“History disciple” 🤣 Friend, you’re too much.

Brother. None of those things were convenient. They all have perfectly reasonable explanations.

Is this a quote? By whom? The picture of this dude means nothing to me 🤣 Maybe I’m uncultured. I cop to that possibility.

Yeah, but we live in the era of all powerful AI! A mere blur filter won’t deter the techno ninjas amogus!

See?!

So, uh. Hi <All>.

This is gonna seem a little out of character and I won’t blame you for feeling a little out of sorts about this whole thing… but I’ve been compromised by a master haxxor from the dark webz and I need to get out in front of this.

Please find enclosed a portfolio of photographs in .pdf and zip archive, mostly comprised of my dick ‘n balls.

ps. Sorry, Gram-gam. I made bad choices.

pps. Kevin, I’d understand if you’d prefer I didn’t come into work on Monday.

How do you un dick a pic? Is there an app for that?