Thank you so much. I shouted no homo as I added quac to my long veiny burrito, and two-handed it into my mouth. I think I’m okay now.
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Don’t trust her.
Only one way to know the truth.
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So avocado doesn’t taste like clean dingaling?
Please answer Im about to get some guacamole and I’m insecure in my sexuality.
Mouth feels? Or like smell? Or like something else?
Is conservatives into avocado? I was led to believe woke millennials who suffer from bad financial decisions eat avocado toast.
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.netto Technology@lemmy.world•Valve CEO Gabe Newell’s Neuralink competitor is expecting its first brain chip this yearEnglish4·1 month agoThat’s the challenge with technical advances. It’s not just solving the technical problem, it’s also solving the societal problem.
If you look back into history, Automated elevators was a major panic until people got comfortable with the idea.
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.netto Technology@lemmy.world•Valve CEO Gabe Newell’s Neuralink competitor is expecting its first brain chip this yearEnglish5·1 month agoIf it gets me closer to Half-Life 3, then pipe that shit into my brains
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.netto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•you are now witnessing the peak of online discourse4·1 month agoI thought about starting an extremely niche community and the moment I finish posting, I actually don’t want to deal with commenters/posting regularly/moderating.
I worked at a major tech company in 2018 who didn’t take security seriously because that was literally their philosophy, just refusing to do anything until it was an absolute perfect security solution, and everything else is wasted resources.
I left since then and I continue to see them on the news for data leaks.
Small brain people man.
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.netto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•This section of Jim Carrey's Wikipedia Article4·1 month agoNo kidding.
I get excited every time he’s on screen.
I’m a 40 yo man.
As an American who does web development, “You guys have multiple languages on your websites?”
I did that with a game I installed and couldn’t figure out how to fix it. So I just uninstalled the game and tried again…
I’m laughing real hard because I was also attracted by the thumbnail and clicked.
But – I hope others don’t follow suit and make sharing content look like time square with motion everywhere.
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.netto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The consequences (of my actions) have been extreme6·3 months agoMy leaked group chats are just messages of me abusing emojis and and reusing memes from 10 years ago
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.netto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The consequences (of my actions) have been extreme4·3 months agoGonna share this again
This commenter said it best:
To the people who think what OP did was completely normal and something everyone does, (and I hate to use this phrase) check the “ratio” here. Nobody thinks this is normal. You and OP are in the slim minority spewing vile shit about people in your lives. It’s cruel and childish. You’d be smart to learn from OP’s predicament before you find yourself in the exact same situation with everyone you know hating you because you thought it was perfectly normal to constantly trash talk them behind their back. It’s not normal. Not everyone is doing it. Assholes like OP and apparently yourself are doing it. And it clearly can bite you in the ass. As I said in my initial comment, these kinds of things can have serious real world consequences. So you may wanna wise up and start being a respectable human being ;)
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.netto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The consequences (of my actions) have been extreme21·3 months ago“But it was private because I sent it to my 10 shitty friends!” 😭😭😭😭😭
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.netto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The consequences (of my actions) have been extreme4·3 months agoGonna share this again.
This commenter said it best:
To the people who think what OP did was completely normal and something everyone does, (and I hate to use this phrase) check the “ratio” here. Nobody thinks this is normal. You and OP are in the slim minority spewing vile shit about people in your lives. It’s cruel and childish. You’d be smart to learn from OP’s predicament before you find yourself in the exact same situation with everyone you know hating you because you thought it was perfectly normal to constantly trash talk them behind their back. It’s not normal. Not everyone is doing it. Assholes like OP and apparently yourself are doing it. And it clearly can bite you in the ass. As I said in my initial comment, these kinds of things can have serious real world consequences. So you may wanna wise up and start being a respectable human being ;)
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.netto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The consequences (of my actions) have been extreme2·3 months agoIf there was a Olympics on it, I want to excel at cuntlicking.
Question: did memes like this help?
Asking because I do street cleaning work in my neighborhood. And assholes keep throwing cigarette butts right on the ground.
I’d love to find a solution to have them quit smoking, which will lead to less cigarette butts.