Invest in some good motorcycle PPE.

Oh boy don’t bring him to Australia, white undies are the rarity here.

I was going to say Australia until children attending school barefoot. I’ve also never caught a domestic flight in 60 seconds.

The first three that come to mind are:

• Daria
• Hey Arnold
• Round the Twist (Australian kids show)

An Akubra which I have had for about 18 years. It’s like a cowboy hat but Australian and made from rabbit fur felt.

Purely Mail has been a good experience for me so far.

It’s always been Allosaurus

Wait what‽ What wait‽ Wait what‽

PAIN!