I am born, raised, and live in one of the most diverse cities on the planet. I could care less about you assimilating to my culture. And I definitely don’t care if you can’t speak the language.

That’s some Nazi crap to judge people like that.

It’s weird no one has mentioned, but never wear a condom.

Caretaker for my father. Lots of poop.

Also still paying my dues to the electrical union. That was a dirty AF job. Miss it a bunch, tho.

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Lower back went out

I have a graphics degree that I never use. But I know damn well that graphics advancements are not smoke and mirrors. The endgame has been the same for decades. All of the new graphic features existed for a long time in movies/TV. Now, we are finally getting those features to render in real time. It’s so damn amazing.

I game on a 65" OLED from about 2 feet away. So yeah, there is a difference when one cranks the settings.

But then again, I’m apparently crazy because I’m a cloud gamer. But having the equivalence of a $3,000 PC for $16/month using a $700 laptop is a no brainer. And people saying the picture and lag is terrible is simply not true.

With that said, I’m happy that it doesn’t matter to you. Because that saves you from having the need to have cutting edge equipment.

Flipside: sawl a tween girl struggling like a mfer maneuvering a full grocery cart. I told her dad I should’ve had kids.

Headshots in video games.

I got to disagree with the “learn the language and customs” thing. I live (also born and raised) in one of the most culturally diverse cities in America: Germantown, Maryland. I couldn’t be prouder, and I also couldn’t care less if you don’t speak English.

Be yourself. You are welcome here.

Becoming a federal felon.

Buried.

Banger after banger

Orange County

Coming of age movie with Tom Hanks’ kid, and Jack Black. Mediocre at best.

A subscriber has spoken.

Nothing yet, unfortunately. I’ve been in trouble so many times. I never learn.

I’m almost afraid to type this, but I think it’s gonna take a serious incident to change me.

I’m not violent, I’m not a thief, I’m not a pervert. I refuse to hurt, or put anyone at risk of being hurt. I just make dumb decisions that affect me.

I got two bidet attachments for my terlet for $40. Still working fine after 6 years.

I was at a bar in 2012 when McKayla Maroney botched her vault. I yelled “You suck!”

The thing is my friend worked there, and it was this restaurant on Capitol Hill in DC. I’m a metalhead, and I look the part. So, I stuck out like a sore thumb.

I definitely was the guy in this picture to everyone that day.

Old Man Thunder by Ween

I’m actually surprised no one has mentioned it yet.