My stepdad would eat bananas with his mouth wide open as he chewed. And he’d chew each bite for a solid minute before swallowing. Even though it’s a banana and you can literally just mash it agains the roof of your mouth with your tongue. He would do this as he was driving, so I think he’d just get distracted and forget that he was still chewing food. But it made every ride to school in the morning an absolute living hell.
So I’m gonna go with bananas.
All the more reason it doesn’t need to be on the internet.
From my bedroom, right this moment, there are four unsecured networks I can connect to, which I do not own or control.
This is not an uncommon scenario.
Neighbors, bro. You can’t control networks you don’t own.
Are you really this obtuse, or is this just an act?
Some people live in apartments.
It reminds me of that bacon-flavored soda that was popular for a couple weeks until everybody tried it and was like “Yep, that’s what drinking bacon is like” and never bought a second bottle.
Open it up without shaking it up or jostling it too much. Is it still powdery all the way through? If so, it’s probably safe.
If you open it up and the mix has any clumps or inconsistent coloring, toss it in the trash because it’s likely been exposed to moisture, which invites a ton of potential problems.
Disclaimer: I’m not a doctor, but I have made some questionable decisions with old tubs of G Fuel mix and came out alive, so I’m not just making things up but I’m also not somebody you should trust your health with. Be responsible.
Thanks, I need to see an oncologist now.
DOLORES!
That’s rich.
The Princess Bride. It’s such a fun adventure that still holds up really well today.
Yeah, the chipsets used make a lot more difference in battery life than the actual physical capacity of the battery, itself. A well-optimized device can make excellent use out of a small battery. Not to mention any number of apps that could run amok in the background and have major impacts on your battery life.
Aside from the battery, 99.99% of people don’t care about any of those features in the first place. Even among Android users, each of those are incredibly niche.
I sometimes get fresh tortillas from the grocery store bakery, and the bags they use are the absolute worst. The zip-locks are fine, but the plastic the bag is made of is so thin that it can’t withstand the pressure needed to open the zipper, inevitably tearing the bag open and defeating the entire purpose of the zip-lock.
Yeah, that lawsuit from last week is also why I started pirating 20 years ago.
It was hot, stuffy
Ventilate! VENTILATE!
I need to finish it some day! It does such a great job of capturing the feeling of starting a new adventure. It’s one of the few games where I don’t feel the need to look up a guide when I get stuck, because the game makes me want to learn how to progress through each area. An absolute masterclass in game design, IMO.
Nah he’s just always had no self awareness when it comes to the noises he makes. Lots of loud chewing while you’re trying to eat, grunting and snorting in the middle of a conversation, full-volume “whispering” in movie theaters, etc. He’s not even hard of hearing or anything (dude hears like a bat, honestly), he’s just a very loud guy lmao