Pfft amateur, I break into my local Applbee’s after 2AM and use their POS terminal browser to look at used cars.

Benito Mussolini enforcing military conscription (1939) (Colorized)

Yeah but they’re not very good at it

That’s our DM when they did 8 individual rats instead of a swarm.

That was the main argument for the Epic Games store. They told devs that they can keep the first million dollars earned and then they will only take 12%. The problem was they kept paying devs to be “Epic Exclusive” causing a lot of resentment.

“Life was better back in my day” is how we got into this mess.

Being high is a performance enhancing drug when stocking shelves for 6 hours.

Did Applebees accept that answer?

Thousands of loads under my belt

Vatican City

A month? Holy hell if it beeps every 60 seconds I’d be going door to door. I’m sure other people in the neighborhood would be happy to help.

Watch out they’re about to level up and you look like just enough XP.

I did it a few times, saves the hassle of cleaning a pan and avoids all the smoke. Doesn’t taste nearly as good.

She shared the info with us because he thought it was normal. I was surprised that the dude was that confident he was landing the plane on the second date.

Knew a dude in college who “pre-condomed” a date. As in he put on a condom at like 5PM and confused the hell out of the girl he was seeing when night rolled around.

Any moment I’m not raising stakeholder value is useless to me.

The DuPont method

It’s called the Switch 2 because it has 2 games.

Drop it from space on your enemies

That alien lamp is so cool.