Heh, well I can make it worse, prepare to be judged!

Soda is for suckers. It’s just extremely overpriced sugar water and it’s basically a direct route to diabetes town. Also enjoy all the extra dental work you’ll require.

Weirdly, I’m not against alcohol. While drinking a lot isn’t a great idea either, I do understand the appeal of alcohol. I still try not to buy it in bars or restaurants though, the 5x mark up has always felt unreasonable.

Uh… If you insist, then four space indent. There is no “two space” indent.

But just use tab. Ugh… Monsters…

I’ve got a couple of 23 year old homeless people living with me now. They just need a couple months to find a place for themselves, that’s what they said a year and a half ago when they moved in. I’m trying to help them out, but they really can’t stay here forever.

Also one of them is my daughter.

Oh man, I fell apart with that line…

One 1/4 family at a time

Seriously, I’m still chuckling

Sounds like you’re doing a lot of steaming!

As a man, I have never gotten any shit for sewing. But I do give plenty of people shit for not sewing.

Fix your clothes people, a needle and thread are not that freaking complicated. You don’t need to learn how to use it, just push the needle through the fabric, you’ll figure it out.

Sure, with practice you can make it prettier, but whatever.

What a coincidence! This is my favorite hill to troll people on!

It’s absolutely meaningless, it just doesn’t matter, and people are sooo opinionated about it!

“Well it can’t get any worse” And “Well, you gotta do something”

The first is almost always dead wrong. Trust me, you can make anything worse.

As for the second, it’s shockingly coming that in a given scenario, the best action is to not do anything different at all. It may seem like things are bad and something has to change, but changing your strategy at this point can still definitely make things worse. Sometimes inaction is the correct action.

I have a triangular file I use for sharpening all my saws, super useful. I have some old saws.

Well the good news is that we do have some ballistic missile defence in place. The bad news is that we don’t really have enough of it. We could probably shoot down a couple hundred nukes… I’m highly doubtful that we could shoot every nuke out of the sky, if Russia decided to unleash everything they had.

I think you just angered Ares. I hope you have the right boons to take him down!

It looks like that was chapter 33, Trisolaris: Sophon

If you want to jump in and read that chapter, all you need to know is this:

!the aliens are on a planet in the alpha centuri/proxima centuri trinary star system, the closest stars to the sun. Also, apparently the three suns means it sucks there and they’re desperately looking for a new star system.!<

Sarcasm doesn’t work well over the Internet, that’s my bad.

My point was that saying Mein Kampf is borderline unreadable, isn’t exactly stepping out on a limb or anything…

I’ll bet Satan’s Truth Social feed is pretty hard to read too.

I was joking. Because saying “ya know, I just didn’t care for that book that Adolf Hitler wrote” is just like, well yeah….

That is (and I’m really not joking) actually an altruistic motivation.

Good people give bad news.

A bold statement…

Yeah, I recommend people don’t read that book, but do read the one chapter about the aliens, what is it, second to the last chapter of the book? That chapter is some of the best sci Fi I’ve ever encountered, the rest of the book… you can skip it.

Scoob!

Website someone who isn’t him? I doubt it.

I’m not saying anybody is out of line… I’m just saying * I * would rather play games than watch them. And I think games are most fun when played (which I don’t think is really a crazy statement).

But it’s true, I’m not really into spectating sports either, I don’t get much out of it. I would much rather play a pickup game of basketball than watch the NBA finals.