Ankh Morpork

1600 metres, but I’m not walking to do the weekly shop. Or 900 metres if I want to pay extortionate amounts of money for probably out of date items.

And lots of decibels.

Because that all makes perfect sense.

Well, the kg bit does anyway.

You’re mixing up weight and volume measurements, and everyone knows an average American is a lot of decibels.

I wonder if that would mean the rest of the world could choose to block the US version content.

The real worse thing is I have absolutely no idea how big 55 gallons would be, or how big the one in the photo is.

I’m excited, it’s British Thanksgiving!

I didn’t have time to get sponsorship to make a video for you, sorry.

Surely they’re airgulls as they don’t live in the sea?

Mine loved Ben and Hollys Little Kingdom and Hey Duggee. Both of which us parents would have happily watched without them.

Ah come on, they can’t help it. Most of them literally don’t know anything else.

Included American pop culture character to draw attention of Americans.

You can take a horse to water…

And this is perfect example of using five words incorrectly, rather than the correct two.

Black Death. Tastes like I’d expect a chemical burn to taste.

If only there was a whey to revive it.

You wouldn’t want to be a werewolf, that’s for sure. Or a vampire.

Just because it’s there, doesn’t mean you have to milk the pun for all it’s worth.

You need to shell out for a new joke book.

Always slash forwards. Never slash backwards.