Hahahaha funny thing about that, that’s just a glimpse into who my mom is, and coincidentally I haven’t talked to her in 6 years (I’m in my early 30s now)

Oh, okay

Well, I guess at least not if their name is Robert Lipton

Blart

Unless you’re gay

Wish I knew how

Vehicles don’t even use lanes properly in Cities Skylines. They all line up single file in one lane backed up all the way down the highway all the way to the edge of the map because they all want to take one of the multiple available exits. The only time they ever switch lanes is if the other lane turns left, and they switch at the last second right before the turn

I skip skip skip to my loo every time I have to pee

Wanna get grounded, stick a fork in an electrical socket.

The fuck are you guys all going on about, I don’t even get this

Probably went away and made a comeback. I came out in '92 and didn’t see a leash kid until around 2010. Then suddenly, leash kids everywhere.

My mom would just walk away as if she didn’t even have a kid with her. The panic and fear of losing my mom and having to find her again in a huge ass grocery store is what eventually kept me close from some point on

Except they’re not baggy, they’re just…wide. And short.

It’s tuna, not salmon.

Tunaella

Ahhh, siiii. 3PO!

Once had a friend who said she had 3 middle names. Then she said what I thought I heard as Julianne. I thought she was joking and laughed at her joke.

Then she got mad, called me stupid, then clarified that her 3 middle names were Jewel Lee Ann.

I still thought she was joking. She was not.

The dash don’t be silent

I’m always the pink car but get cut off by car A who decides to gun it soon as I’m right where pink car is

Even if it wasn’t shooting blanks, there’s also wind, and trajectory and stuff like that

I get 1st, 2nd, and 3rd person, but 4th person is a new concept to me and I’m trying tl wrap my head around it given your examples. This is intersting

Edit: OOOOHH so it’s like 3rd person where you’re talking to the second person about another person, BUT instead of that person being a specific person (3rd person) it’s more like a “they/them” kind of thing where it’s not any specific person but just… Anyone at all?