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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Women's razor ads use bare legs but cleaning products ads don't use clean floors.
2·2 days agoIf I ever get a gf and she doesn’t like my fuzzy legs and magnificent bush
On the other hand, shaved bush has essentially made the pubic lice an endangered species.
(This is not to say that you’re not magnificent)
Oh wow, that really is a first edition! All the later ones were signed: Homer Jay Simpson
And both were done with the goal of reducing masturbation.
Knowing better has a full day’s worth of content on this, if you’d like to know more
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United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml•A newborn’s death likely linked to the mom drinking raw milk while pregnant
3·3 days agoI guess she’s lucky it didn’t happen in Texas, otherwise they’d hold her responsible
Make sure you get a photo of 420.69 on the way up
.5447g? Yeah lemme just busy out my nanogram scale
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news@lemmings.world•DOJ finally releases 3 million pages of new Epstein files more than a month after deadlineEnglish
21·9 days agoNot only that, they accidentally released info on Trump, then deleted it. Obviously not before people downloaded it tho
Wait EA has a brain chip to turn people into thots?
No they’re relating average earth temperature/weather to a centigrade scale, instead of relating liquid water to one.
You know who else couldn’t get anyone to come?
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Why are people like my son's girlfriend so obsessed with jailbreaking?
12·16 days agoI’ve heard of some younger kids getting into older digital cameras and camera phones. Apparently it’s like having an (old-timey) Instagram filter built in.
Not sure if that’s the reason, but I know I’ve done jailbreaking and odd tech stuff ‘just because I can’
Available exclusively at the Little Saint James Island gift shop.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft Outlook Outage Leaves Users Without Email; Tech Company Working On Resolving IssueEnglish
39·16 days agoHow is this possible without micro soft dicks selling this information to spammers?
If you’ve opened any of the emails and loaded any images, the server hosting those images gets your IP when you load the image. Some times it’s just a single pixel
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Android@lemdro.id•Nova Launcher’s new owner, Instabridge, is ‘evaluating’ ads, and some users already report seeing them.English
2·18 days agoSame. Only thing that I’ve changed in more than a decade since my Galaxy S4 is adding another row of apps when the aspect ratio got taller.
I love the gestures, but they don’t seem to be available on most launchers
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AssholeDesign@lemmy.world•They "cannot guarantee" the product description of the 1.3k dollar laptop theyre selling is accurate because they used chatgpt to write itEnglish
4·23 days agoI bet the LLM wrote that too
Cause he’s the flasher
Unless they’re swedish, then it’s ineffective





Hmmm someone has never read a manga. The beginning is on the right and the end on the left.