Pffft, I used money from delivering the morning papers to buy my first house. When I was 11, ELEVEN!!
However it was the delivering of milk that really helped me afford my first yacht! Every morning for months I got at 4am to deliver it. That was a hard 3 and a half months I can tell you!

You guys should just pull yourselves up by the avocados, and stop eating so many bootstraps!!

Agreed. Completely agree. And I’m from the UK.

I’m fucking sick of that rapey fat orange turds criminal bullshit.

A quick guess would be there are numerous ‘holes’ internally, but even if we don’t count them and only look to the outside of the body then there’s ducts (for tears, nipples etc).

Also the skin has pores for sweating etc, and we are talking millions on the body. Just because they don’t gape open then that doesn’t mean they can not be counted. I mean, your arsehole doesn’t (shouldn’t) gape open like nostrils but we count that as a hole. Same as the urethra ending, it shouldn’t gape, it really shouldn’t…but colloquially jokingly called the dickhole.

And the eye are only really holes once the eyes are taken away. Is a hole really a hole if it’s blocked by something that should actually be there? If I scoop my eye out then there’s a hole. If I then cover that hole with a snails shell then I’ve covered the hole. If I get an eye transplant then is there still a hole? Yes, and no…but I can ‘see’ (pun intended) why others would see it differently.

If eyes, arse and dick are counted as holes then, I think, so should the pores.

Plus piercings, maybe?

There’s probably more. Yeah, there are the major holes that most of us think of initially but, technically, there’s far more.

To agitate the fart in 20 years.

Are you stupid? They, obviously, sit down and do it from their ‘a-holes’. (unless it’s a Tuesday, then they have to hold it up their rear bottom bums.)

I know, I was playing along.

I’ve also seen pictures of it being spelt in both different ways, and they both looked genuine. No idea if they were or clever fakes though

You spelt that wrong, mate.

Bah, humbug!

Too*

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