Eh, it’s no lemmygrad

Expensiver

I can afford to buy groceries from the expensive supermarket!

I don’t need that many. Give me one good stick gun and that’s all I need.

And why most Linux users would rather not play these games than allow that garbage on our PCs.

Search for porn? Meaning he didn’t already know where to find it?

They have a Linux version, but this happened only to the Windows one… Coincidence?!

It’s a common trope in all media. Alessandro Manzoni did that with The Unnamed in the 1800s