I’m a 10 and dysnumberlexic so sometimes I would still stand back in those days

I will never ever… hahaha okay you rascal, ya got me! Now get over here and stick that junk in my head-meat haha

If someone is in the upstairs bathroom you’ll need to adjust for the highpotinuse

Sadly for me I’ve recently fucked off far far away from North America. I will have to see what gusher innovations they have here with feijoas and such

In modern times those methods are tout uncommon

What are you at when you’re arguing crap? Soon you will take a big. Dirt. Nap. Sleeping six feet u-under.

Fuuuu… they have these?

At least if this was true it would be good to have a prez to be thirsty abt

CK was basically all the Willy Wonka brats rolled up into one… like if Wonka made a fruit gusher or somn

Jokes on them I’ve been training ai to seize the means of production

Imagine if he was a sexual orabator all lookin in the mirror like oh yeah you like that beard don’t you oh what you want I should take off this hat General Lee mmm (strokes beard) call me Mr President then well talk meet u at appopatjx nnngh

Some of these are very tallblist

The emus already won a war so it would be the Florida mans ended up pergmnt

This lechismo has gone too far.

Cero leches! 🩴

Where the wild things are ass demon

Nobody compliments the meal.

He’s got hurt feelings. He’s got hurt feelings.

The pentagon, releasing their own photos next week: behold our delicious and nourishing Potemkin vittles

Shouts to Laverne & Shirley and Happy Days

Those are mummies, sir

Much like the noble autobots, there is so much more to Marxist theory than meets the eye