This is basically what we living in developed countries are all doing every day.

Until the next storm.

At this point, I’ll just close the tab rather than bothering to deal with this bullshit.

Flavour package is subscription only.

It says “your mom can’t read hieroglyphs”.

She was divorced. Everybody knows that God doesn’t like divorced women.

Closed. Duplicate.

Never liked the guy anyway.

Let’s redo these trajectory calculations on the asteroid Apophis. Just to be safe. Probably nothing.

Yep. That gun won’t do anything.

You forgot nuclear war.

He tells it like it is!

I’m sure Reform will fix it all, once they’re in power.

Have fun in Eagle Hell!

Filthy infidel! The only true god is the Eagle God, that nobody has thought about in 37.000 years!

If there is a god, what’s the chance that you have the “correct” one of all the religions ever invented? If you go to hell for following the “wrong” religion your chance of going to hell is much higher than of hitting the jackpot.

American is a race? Interesting.

How much is that in AR-15s?

That’s exactly my point. While this may make sense for your average fast food loving American, it just doesn’t in the rest of the world.

How much is that in football fields?