This is genuinely hilarious to see the advice to wear some cologne getting down voted lmao

I heard that mother fucker had like 20 god damn dicks

Who examines their porn that closely…and where

Whole Universe eh? That exists and is bounded on a curved space time.

I’m just joking, but you can really take this to the extreme lol

Fwiw this meme isn’t piling on any Lenovo Thinkpad hate you’ve seen if I understand it correctly (which I may not)

Bullshit. Not a chance you are a contrarian. /J